After 52-and-a-half glorious years of exercise and camaraderie, the UW Men's Tuesday Night Golf League has disbanded. The final straw, apparently, was the mathematical elimination from the playoffs - in week 16 - of the team captained by 3rd-year commissioner Dave Wolfe.
Wolfe reportedly muttered, "If we can't be in the championship, there's really no point to the league. "
"What - the Nelson team?", he asked with an unbelieving chortle. "Like those poseurs could polish our pitching wedges! And the second half? Loescher, Moritz, Moritz, Loescher. Who really gives a *#^$&?"
Wolfe was last seen curled up in the fetal position in the deep woods right of the 7th fairway, clutching a dozen brand new Taylormade Burner golf balls. He suggested the dedicated golfers of the league all find something else to do on Tuesday nights, and just leave him alone.
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