During a hastily called meeting, league members voted overwhelmingly to boot the Commissioner from the UW Employee Golf League. Meeting organizer Mike Sanders was delighted with the outcome. “We need a commissioner who can interpret the rules as I see them. This bum cost Team Raymer a second half point that could have cost us the title. The current Commissioner needs to go.”
Some
other league members shared their reactions…..
Chad
Shultz: “He told everyone that I was
leading for season low average early in the season. That is like pointing out a pitcher has a no
hitter going – it isn’t done. We need a
commissioner with better sense.”
Dave
Rieves: “True that he led our team in
wins, but several were due to scaring off opponents with threats to get them
fired if they beat him. I don’t want to
win that way.”
Steve
Smith: “I heard that there was one time
when someone bought him a beer and he took it home. Who needs someone like that in the league.”
Mike
Warren: “After stinking it up on the
course for most of the 2015 season, the jerk shot a 36 against me. That was just rude.”
Mike
Kraus: “He’s been dead to me ever since
he abandoned our team to help form Team Rieves.
I say good riddance.”
Jake
Holler: “I am tired of my bad shots,
broken clubs, and x-rays becoming internet fodder. We need a commissioner who is more
considerate.”
Pat
Fahey: “I am hoping this frees up his
time to become my full-time press agent.”
The
Commissioner: “I realized that following
in the footsteps of Dave Rieves and Dave Wolfe would be a significant
challenge. The next commissioner won’t
have as difficult an act to follow, and I wish him well.”
The
Commissioner will fulfill his duties for this season and train his
replacement. League members are
jockeying for a shot to be the next commissioner. The competition is expected to be fierce.
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